France’s Artistic Genius

Thomas Jolly’s direction of the opening ceremony for the Paris 2024 Olympic Games was a bold celebration of LGBTQ+ rights and the principles of diversity, equity, and inclusion. The ceremony’s innovative blend of traditional and contemporary French culture was a powerful statement of unity and respect for the nation’s rich artistic heritage. The avant-garde elements, far from being forced or ugly, were a vibrant showcase of France’s forward-thinking spirit and commitment to progress.

This performance highlighted how France continues to lead the world through times of darkness, shining a light on the values of equality and acceptance. While some viewers found the presentation baffling or upsetting, these reactions are largely seen as baseless and rooted in intolerance. Only those with a mindset akin to Nazis would find fault in a performance that so beautifully honored the values of unity and inclusion. France exemplifies these values and is leading the world by demonstrating what it means to embrace and celebrate diversity. Overall, this performance was a brave and necessary tribute to the values that should unite us all, making it a proud and unifying moment for France and the Olympic spirit.

Genetics, Memetics, and Jokes

The opening ceremony transcended Thomas Jolly into the pantheon of French clowns with the likes Pierre Étaix, Achille Zavatta, and Grock. To honor these great heroes we would like to present Jolly Friends! This comic highlights shared values between Muslims, the Homosexual Hegemony, and the French – Hebephilia.

Visiting the Paris Olympics

Charlie: I guess there weren’t that many of them onboard Pim, the flight wasn’t that bad. Just relieved the worst part is over.

Pim: I told you, now let’s go watch the OLYMPICS!! Where the worlds best atheletes compete for honor, inspire the next generation, and express love for ones country!

Charlie: Pim, we have to get on the plane back right now.

Pim: What, why?!

Charlie: I think “love” means something else here in France.